Redneck

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Hygiene tips for Rednecks

A pine-cone can be used for several things, such as brushing  your teeth or cleaning your ears. It can even substituted for toilet paper but if you are going to do this, brush your teeth and clean your ears first!

pinecone

Your truck’s keys are another method of cleaning your ears. Yours, not just anyone’s.

keys

The most important thing to remember is…these things are only done in the privacy of your own home. Because, gross!

grossed out baby

A few tips for the ‘unrefined’

Otherwise known as Rednecks

  1. Never take a beer to a job interview
  2. Always identify people in your yard before you start shooting
  3. The Church frowns on your cooler, leave it at home.
  4. Don’t drive a U-Haul to the funeral even if you are certain you are in the will

redneck uhaul

I will add more in the future if you need more tips. Just like the post.